While we’ve all been cooped up in quarantine, I’ve been using the time to do some fun, informal surveys by asking people on Twitter movie-related questions. Questions that generated a range of answers, like some of the hilarious answers to “Which horror movie scared you the most as a kid?” to the eye-opening (and sometimes infuriating) submissions when I asked movie fans to share the movie and TV clichés that drive them nuts.
This week, I asked a slightly more challenging question: Which movie role would you recast with a new actor if you could?
If you could take one movie role and replace the actor with any actor living or dead, what role would it be and who would it be with – and why?
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) May 12, 2020
I didn’t get as many answers as I have to previous questions, but I like to think that quantity doesn’t always equate to quality. The answers that I did get, you could tell that people have been thinking about these fan-castings for a long, long time. Everything from iconic characters were suggested to some truly deep cuts.
First, the obvious big ones. A couple of fans weighed in on the Star Wars prequels and had thoughts about roles that should be retconned.
Replace Hayden Christensen with Leonardo DiCaprio as Anakin Skywalker. I have nothing against Christensen, I just often wonder what it would have looked like if DiCaprio got offered that role (or accepted it depending on which rumor you believe).
— Casey Johnston (@DarthHockey) May 12, 2020
Chris Pine as Anakin Skywalker in Episodes II & III because ohmygoodness Hayden Christensen did not work for me. Honestly, there are a lot of actors the same age who would have been a better fit for the role. (Chris Evans, Tom Hiddleston, Ben Barnes…)
— Rachel Luann Strayer (@RLStrayerWrites) May 12, 2020
And in a fantasy casting, the same actor playing two different roles at two different times in his life:
Replace Jake Llyod AND Hayden Christensen with James Robinson of Braveheart (actually only one year younger than Portman – no need to switch actors) pic.twitter.com/VBP7Jxse3x
— Mario from home (@wrackune) May 12, 2020
Speaking of Star Wars, an answer that popped up twice is the one that I think I love most out of all the responses:
Toshiro Mifune as Obi-Wan Kenobi. And Sterling Hayden as Quint in Jaws.
Ever since hearing they were in consideration for these roles, I've been obsessed with the idea.
— Mike (@MikeAmuck) May 12, 2020
Toshiro Mifune as Obi-Wan Kenobi in the original Star Wars.
Or
Anna May Wong in The Good Earth because she deserved an Oscar. https://t.co/rLrrLVl5Og
— Laura (@lsirikul) May 12, 2020
All respect to the late, great Alec Guinness, but I think we can all agree that Toshiro Mifune would have been an incredible choice. I mean, come on:
People also had a few suggestions for the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts franchise…
I would replace the Dumbledore from the 3rd movie onward with the original Richard Harris, who was a much better Dumbledore
— Merlin Patterson (they/them, no gender) (@merlinpatt77) May 12, 2020
super recent low brow example but lol Grindewald just never have the Depp reveal keep it as Colon Farrell and I would have watched the second one
— Duchess Twigglyspat the Cinema Cat (@loquaciousmuse) May 12, 2020
Clive Owen as Sirius Black. I don’t like Gary Oldman. pic.twitter.com/zcRPWNuxm4
— Roddy🍓 (@roddyrodk) May 12, 2020
There were also some thoughts on Spider-Man, namely the original trilogy, including one guy who stanned for Tobey Maguire in everything…
Spider man. Tobey Maguire should play all roles of spider man in every movie. ❤
— SaQi (@SaQi838) May 12, 2020
And a much more realistic sliding-doors sort of casting…
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man movies with Topher Grace as Peter Parker
— Logan Trent (@TheLoganTrent) May 12, 2020
And these two jokers.
Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man with Dame Judi Dench as Peter Parker.
— Paul Pearson (@Bronzethumb) May 13, 2020
While others wanted to see different actors in other superhero universes.
i love brie larson so much!!!! i am curious about jennifer lawrence a captain marvel.. her off screen persona mixed with her prowess as katniss seems like a good mix..
curious about cavill as steve rogers
— Dumo Pokima (@DPokima) May 12, 2020
Replace Jeremy Renner with Nathan Fillion as Hawkeye.
— Paul Pearson (@Bronzethumb) May 13, 2020
Replace Halle Berry with Angela Bassett as Storm in X-men
— LittleBeauPeepsGame (@R0bngood) May 12, 2020
I’d wanna see Johnny Knoxville replace Jared Leto’s Joker. Also leave out all the tats and shit lol. Idk why, I feel like if Knoxville could play his own take of the Joker he’d nail it.
— Zac (@zac_green8909) May 12, 2020
Including the guy who is desperate to see The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man recast, not because he dislikes the actors but because the lack of actor continuity drives him crazy:
I am driven mad by Ed Norton in Hulk and Terrance Howard in Iron Man 1. I just want continuity!
(I quite like both movies)
— Ben McShane (@TeeVeeBen) May 13, 2020
James Bond was also another popular franchise to fan-cast…
Lewis Collins as James Bond in Octopussy and A View To A Kill .
Roger was ready to quit. Stayed on through loyalty (and 💵).
Collins would have brought a harder edge to Bond …as Dalton eventually did. pic.twitter.com/mEUFpUb47o— BarryChambers (@chemalino) May 12, 2020
Clive Owen or Idris Elba in place of Daniel Craig as 007.
— Sonnu Brar (@sonnubrar) May 12, 2020
A couple of people are still extremely salty about Robert Duvall and the Godfather franchise:
Robert Duvall for George Hamilton in Godfather III. His absence was so notable in that movie, so impossible to ignore.
— ShaKen, Not Stirred (@Stoltzken) May 12, 2020
Godfather 3. Should have been Bobby Duvall reprising his role as Tom Hagen. Would have made the movie 1000% better.
(Technically George Hamilton played a new character, but he was written in because they couldn't get a contract deal done with Duvall. Still counts in my book.)
— Bob Patterson (@TheMagicTiki) May 12, 2020
For some truly inexplicable reason, I got multiple responses for The DaVinci Code. Because the internet can be surprising and wonderfully odd.
Someone else mention Liam Neeson. I like all 3 suggestions
— Lala Librarian (@lalalibrarian02) May 13, 2020
This is a minor thing, but I would have loved to have seen Liam Neeson in place of Tom Hanks and his curly mullet in Da Vinci Code. Hanks is too amiable to be investigating conspiracy & the Illuminati, dammit.
— Boozy Brown Girl (@BoozyBrownGirl) May 12, 2020
There’s also this extremely weird coincidence in which one person wanted Daniel Day-Lewis to replace Viggo Mortensen…
LOTR Vigo M. with Daniel Day- Lewis. Vigo was a good Strider but never went full Aragorn. DDL could be both I think. Also I want Brian Blessed to replace Hopkins as Odin cause Hopkins phoned it in.
— Listener Skiznot (@Skiznot) May 13, 2020
…and another who wanted Viggo Mortensen to replace Daniel Day-Lewis. In two completely different movies.
Ok that’s too weird. I just replaced Day-Lewis with Vigo in LOTR.
— Listener Skiznot (@Skiznot) May 13, 2020
I appreciated the extremely deep cut from insanely talented horror critic Anya Stanley:
Put Peter Lorre in the titular role of THE FANATIC
— Anya Stanley (@BookishPlinko) May 12, 2020
Oops. Regarding the “why” part of your question… *gestures towards Fritz Lang’s M* pic.twitter.com/6j22CWrUIO
— Anya Stanley (@BookishPlinko) May 12, 2020
There was one response that seemed to border on sacrilege:
HOOK. Kevin Kline would have been transcendent as Peter Pan. https://t.co/QojXXsG2IW
— Justin Bolger (@TheApexFan) May 13, 2020
…but this guy made up for it with his “put Robin Williams in everything” platform:
Robin Williams in any role in any movie, just so we get more Robin Williams movies.
— Benji (@FerrisBaxterian) May 12, 2020
Some wanted to give Tom Cruise the boot from a few roles:
Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai. I thought he was a little too modern for the role. I always thought Bradley Cooper because of his acting style that has a hint of older Hollywood.
— David Rodemerk 🍿 (@davidrodemerk) May 12, 2020
Replace Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow with Don Cheadle
— Mario from home (@wrackune) May 12, 2020
And others had some thoughts about how they’d do a few musicals differently if they were the casting director. And, uh, had a time machine.
LaLaLand and Gene Kelly.
For the record, I haven't seen LaLaLand I just feel very strongly about this.
— Bekka (@valhallabckgirl) May 12, 2020
Replace Mark Wahlberg with Jack Black in ROCK STAR and it would actually have been about a rock star.
— Andy Rattinger (@Rattinger) May 12, 2020
As for why…Colm Wilkinson IS JVJ, he's the GOAT of that role and his voice is butter. For whatever reason I just don't love Hugh Jackmans voice and Russell Crowe…welll…sorry but that performance was not awesome
— A Series of Unfortunate Tweets (@hashtagAmie) May 12, 2020
And finally, all the random but fascinating answers of movies and roles I never would have thought of:
Back in 92, before his life got… complex… I'd have given anything to have seen Robin Hood Prince of Thieves starring Mel Gibson. (And I love Costner, when he's cast well.)
— John P. Dowgin (@johndowgin) May 12, 2020
Sabrina 1995 film with Audrey Hepburn as Sabrina, but keeping the cast and story of the '95 remake. Harrison Ford playing opposite Audrey Hepburn? A plot that makes sense and is empowering? No, jealous jerk Bogie? It would be perfect. pic.twitter.com/q0z32TDU5j
— Lala Librarian (@lalalibrarian02) May 13, 2020
Maybe not Stewart, but I could definitely see Andy Griffith pulling Lecter or Crawford off.
— Troy ''Rent Freeze Now'' Schulz (@ReelSpotMonkee) May 12, 2020
Ian McKellen was perfect as Gandalf but I’m fascinated to see what David Bowie would have dove.
— Joe Perri (@wolfmercury) May 12, 2020
Reboot "Of Mice and Men" with Paul Rudd as George and Seth Rogen as Lenny.
— DenverMike 🌱💐🌷 (@DenverMike81) May 12, 2020
Replace Michael J. Fox with Griffin Dunne in Bright Lights, Big City.
— Joe Flint (@JBFlint) May 12, 2020
There are a few other answers I didn’t include here, so feel free to click on the thread and read through all of them.
Who would you recast if you could?