{"id":8688,"date":"2019-06-22T11:08:48","date_gmt":"2019-06-22T18:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog-proxy.atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/?p=8688"},"modified":"2019-06-25T11:29:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-25T18:29:51","slug":"the-definitive-ranking-of-every-childs-play-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/childs-play-movie-ranking\/","title":{"rendered":"The Definitive Ranking of Every &#8216;Child\u2019s Play&#8217; Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">The\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.atomtickets.com\/movies\/childs-play\/283503\"><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Child\u2019s Play<\/span><\/i><\/a><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0franchise has gotten a reboot out in theaters this weekend, but without Charles Lee Ray, which begs the question &#8211; why? The franchise has waffled over the years between aiming for straight horror, to taking itself too seriously, to fully embracing camp and queer representation, but not all iterations are considered equal. In order to see how this new version stacks up against the rest of its predecessors, we decided to rank each and every one of them.\u00a0<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>8. Cult\u00a0Of Chucky<\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_8691\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8691\" class=\"size-large wp-image-8691\" src=\"http:\/\/blog-proxy.atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cult-of-chucky-1024x656.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"656\" srcset=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cult-of-chucky.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cult-of-chucky-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cult-of-chucky-768x492.jpg 768w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/cult-of-chucky-500x320.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-8691\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Courtesy: Universal)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">Of all the missed opportunities in the\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Child\u2019s Play\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">franchise, this is easily the biggest misstep. It presents itself as a discourse around psychosis, suggesting that Chucky isn\u2019t real and that Nica (Fiona\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">Dourif<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">) actually did kill her entire family. Consequently, this includes Andy, with Alex Vincent reprising the role he originated. But it shows its hand too quickly, and, in an odd turn of events, doesn\u2019t take itself seriously enough. Where the subject matter in\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Bride\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">and\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Seed<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0flourished under the yoke of campiness, the idea of an unreliable narrator, in this case, would have benefitted from a bit more gravity. And what\u2019s worse is it falls prey to the exhausting trend of using rape as a means of identifying a bad character rather than putting the work into just crafting an awful character from the get-go. It picks at low-hanging fruit when it doesn\u2019t need\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">to, and<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0leaves so much to be desired. But Fiona\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">Dourif<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0is amazing, so at least we have that. \u202f\u202f\u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>7. Child\u2019s Play 3<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/934LXPqgFWI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">More than anything, Part 3 commits what I consider to be the cardinal sin for any film &#8211; it\u2019s boring. You can have flaws in continuity, the internal logic can be off, you can even get away with bad writing, but there\u2019s just no excuse for a film like this being boring. Mancini himself describes it as one of the\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">weakest<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0of the franchise. At almost exactly an hour and a half long, it manages\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">to feel like a slog, dragging for the entirety of its runtime. We don\u2019t really care about Andy anymore, but Mancini and director Jack Bender didn\u2019t adequately flesh out Tyler (Jeremy Silvers), Andy\u2019s emotional replacement, in order to make us give a damn. It\u2019s also exceptionally bizarre, feeling at times like\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Full Metal Jacket<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0for teens and others like\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Private Benjamin<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0\u2026 with a killer doll, of course. That level of absurdity is the film\u2019s strongest asset, and something that, when fully realized in\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Bride<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0and\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Seed<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">, actually elevates the material. Here, unfortunately, it\u2019s just the cherry on top of a very bland sundae. \u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>6. Child\u2019s Play (2019)<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"810\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iDMMd3ZGCgs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">In an attempt to revitalize the franchise for a new era, Orion Pictures decided to bring Chucky into the cloud. Doing away completely with Charles Lee Ray, our new Chucky is, instead, A.I. gone wrong &#8211; or rogue, as the case may be. He\u2019s not possessed, nor does anyone cast some kind of spell. Instead, all safety protocols are wiped from his chip before he\u2019s shipped off in a bleak scene that ultimately amounts to nothing. Uninhibited by\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">Asimovian<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0rules or regulations, Chucky can now learn and change as he sees fit &#8211; and boy does he. But while <a href=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/childs-play-review\/\">the kills are at the very least amusing<\/a>, this otherwise promising remake falls completely flat. The groundwork exists for some stellar satire and social commentary about our state of technological addiction and Orwellian surveillance. Instead, we\u2019re given horror by numbers and it doesn\u2019t always pan out. In the end, you can\u2019t help but wonder why we needed this remake at all.\u00a0<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>5. Curse Of Chucky<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wJ8uAkFyzY0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">A wise person knows when to admit they were wrong. When it comes to\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Curse of Chucky<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">, I most definitely misjudged this straight to video treat by its cover. The film starts off rough, there\u2019s no denying that. The writing is wooden, and it feels like most bargain bin, straight-to-DVD flicks &#8211; bad acting, bad directing, bad writing, and painful to watch. Everything just feels off. Chucky looks different and not in a good way, and everything feels a little too hammy. But once the film hits its stride at the top of the third act, it doesn\u2019t let up, ending with stunning flair. On top of everything, casting Fiona\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">Dourif<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0was an excellent choice, as she steals every\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">scene<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0she\u2019s in. It\u2019s a shame Mancini didn\u2019t fully lean into this one from the get-go, because where it winds up is perfection. But, unfortunately, it sits in mediocrity for the majority of its run time.\u00a0<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>4. Child\u2019s Play 2\u00a0<span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_7005\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7005\" class=\"size-large wp-image-7005\" src=\"http:\/\/blog-proxy.atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"child's play chucky\" width=\"1024\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-768x480.jpg 768w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-500x313.jpg 500w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play-400x250.jpg 400w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/childs-play.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-7005\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Credit: MGM)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">With\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Child\u2019s Play 2<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">, we saw the first seeds of campiness we\u2019d come to associate with the franchise. It\u2019s not as strong a film as its predecessor, but Mancini and director John Lafia clearly saw this as an opportunity to move things in a new direction. With bright colors and\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">dutch<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0angles for days, the film moves at a different pace, often feeling cartoonish. The end scene in the Good Guy toy factory is the most fun you\u2019ll have watching a man <a href=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/childs-play-chucky-most-ridiculous-kills\/\">get doll eyes forcibly shoved into his eye sockets<\/a>. But it\u2019s uneven. The pacing is inconsistent, and it feels like it\u2019s taking itself too seriously in an attempt to stay firmly connected to the first film. It\u2019s at its best when it relishes its camp potential. \u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>3. Child\u2019s Play (1988)<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sjiyV8mtXiU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">The first\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Child\u2019s Play<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0is a classic, there\u2019s really no arguing that. While other creepy killer dolls came well before Chucky, he definitely put the subgenre on the map, taking the slasher villain in the opposite direction of his hulking, behemoth counterparts of the era. It\u2019s really the only film in the\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">entire franchise that\u2019s genuinely scary by virtue of the element of surprise. Typically, killer dolls are possessed and controlled by an outside force. Sometimes they serve as more of a vessel for the homicidal proclivities and psychological trauma of the human behind them. No one expected the Good Guy doll to start killing folks because he was self-possessed, with full autonomy over his actions.\u00a0<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">Chucky\u2019s<\/span><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0got no strings to hold him down, which effectively adds to the terror. As a result, the first\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Child\u2019s Play<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0stands alone, unique in its ability to be genuinely scary. \u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>2. Seed Of Chucky\u00a0<span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n<div id=\"attachment_8695\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8695\" class=\"size-large wp-image-8695\" src=\"http:\/\/blog-proxy.atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/seed-of-chucky-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/seed-of-chucky.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/seed-of-chucky-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/seed-of-chucky-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/seed-of-chucky-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-8695\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(Courtesy: Focus)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u201cAny good story,\u201d\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeednews.com\/article\/louispeitzman\/how-childs-play-became-the-funniest-most-reliably\"><span data-contrast=\"none\">director Don Mancini has said<\/span><\/a><span data-contrast=\"none\">, \u201cis about surprising the viewer and subverting their expectations.&#8221; With Chucky being an absurd concept to begin with, eventually, he needed to go in a different direction. And if your audience is already laughing at the main character, whether you like it or not, you might as well steer into the metaphorical skid. That started with\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Bride<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0and culminates with\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Seed<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">, one of the most contentious films in the franchise, but also one of the most important. Mancini did something truly amazing with Glen\/Glenda (Billy Boyd), Chucky and Tiffany\u2019s child; he gave mainstream Hollywood a story about a non-binary trans person discovering the duality of their identity. The studio said it was \u201ctoo gay\u201d when giving Mancini notes that he, ultimately, didn\u2019t take, and audiences felt the same way. But\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Seed<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0stands out as a significant moment in mainstream queer cinema for a reason, and that needs to be celebrated. \u202f\u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>1. Bride Of Chucky<\/h2>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1080\" height=\"608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_alrHF3VNms?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span data-contrast=\"none\">With its tongue firmly in cheek and distinct confidence,\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Bride of Chucky<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">\u00a0perfectly captures what makes Chucky so engaging as a character &#8211; camp. Pulling from the legacy of James Whale and\u00a0<\/span><i><span data-contrast=\"none\">Bride of Frankenstein<\/span><\/i><span data-contrast=\"none\">, Don Mancini held nothing back with this installment in the franchise, and it paid off. What we\u2019re given is a fearless, entertaining flick that puts Chucky front and center with his partner in life and mayhem, Tiffany Valentine-Ray (Jennifer Tilly). It\u2019s not the scariest in the franchise, but that doesn\u2019t really matter. It plays to its strengths and succeeds as a result. Instead, we\u2019re given an ode to the classic Universal monster movies, complete with pint-sized makeover montages, dark romance, and a deliciously nihilistic world view. Chucky never needed to be too serious, and we all have more fun in his world when he isn\u2019t. \u202f\u202f<\/span><span data-ccp-props=\"{}\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The <em>Child&#8217;s Play<\/em> remake is in theaters now. <a href=\"https:\/\/atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/childs-play-review\/\">Read our review here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.atomtickets.com\/movies\/childs-play\/283503?ref=insidertickets\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7948\" src=\"http:\/\/blog-proxy.atomtickets.com\/movie-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/Get-Tickets.png\" alt=\"get tickets\" width=\"200\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The\u00a0Child\u2019s Play\u00a0franchise has gotten a reboot out in theaters this weekend, but without Charles Lee Ray, which begs the question &#8211; why? The franchise has waffled over the years between aiming for straight horror, to taking itself too seriously, to fully embracing camp and queer representation, but not all iterations are considered equal. 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